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Avoid

Launch this joke program and enjoy the fun as the Start button jumps away from the mouse pointer every time someone tries to click on it. Slip this program onto a friend's or coworker's computer and watch them chase after the button. You can close the program by moving the mouse pointer to the top-left corner of the screen. A splash screen will display to let you know the program closed.  

winerr

Win Error

Double-check your buddy's sense of humor, or put on your running shoes before pulling this prank. This program is designed to create fake error messages in Windows. It includes illegal-operation messages, as well as the infamous "blue screen of death" (the screen you see when you get a general protection fault). You can fully customize the program by changing the icons and creating your own messages.

Note: Although this program still works, the vendor no longer supports it.  

Copy Cursor v1.00 

160K

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Randomly leaves copies of your mouse cursor on the screen. After several minutes you could have hundreds of mouse pointers on your desktop!

 

Mouse Droppings v1.00 

161K

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Makes your mouse pointer randomly crap on your screen. You can even configure the delay between poops! :)

 

Mouse Move v1.00 

176K

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Makes your mouse cursor jump to random locations on your screen. Specify the interval of time between each move, the amount of space to move the cursor and in which direction for more fun!

 

A Y2K Joke 

168K

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Y2K is the perfect joke for anyone familiar with the millenium bug. This program has it all from changing all your Y's to K's to pretending to correct your mouse's Y2K problem.

 

Add/Remove v1.00 

113K

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A prank program that makes it appear as if all of the software on your computer is being removed using the Windows Add/Remove Program feature. When you first run Add/Remove there is no other option but OK, and as soon as you click on that the fun begins.

 

Black Screen 

152K

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Cast your victim's screen into darkness... without the password there it will remain!

 

Crazy Num-Caps-Scroll v1.04 

147K

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Toggles the Num Lock, Caps Lock, or Scroll Lock keys every X minutes. You can setup which keys to toggle and how often to toggle each key.

 

CrazyIcons 

53K

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Causes the Windows 95/NT4.0 desktop icons to shoot across the desktop at random intervals.

 

Cursor Fun v1.01 

170K

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Randomly swaps the mouse pointer cursor with at user defined intervals. Swap with standard system cursors or download some from our Icon Animation page. To reset back to your normal cursors go to My Computer > Control Panel > Mouse > Pointers tab then click OK.

 

Dirty Mouse 

107K

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Dirty Mouse is a desktop prank that simulates the mouse ball is dirty. How many times have you tried to move your mouse and it does not move? Most people remove the mouse ball to ensure that it is clean and there is nothing preventing the mouse from working properly. Dirty Mouse will drive your friends insane!

 

DownHoax v1.01 

114K

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This great prank makes it appear as though an "unwanted" file is being downloaded from the Internet. DownHoax randomly chooses a site from its internal database of "undesirables" and proceeds to simulate downloading an equally distasteful file. DownHoax supports both Internet Explorer as well as Netscape Navigator, and it will display the correct download screen depending on which browser is set as the default. You are unable to cancel or stop this program, if you try it will simply restart the download process.

 

Drunk Mouse 

7K

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When you run this program, nothing appears to happen. However, occasionally the mouse will move all by itself.

 

Email Fun v1.00 

123K

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Displays a fake email screen, pretends to automatically type an email to everyone that is in your address book, then simulates sending the email, with itself as an attachment.

 

Fake Start Menu 

128K

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This is a fake Windows95 Start Menu. It actually takes away the user's Start Menu and puts this unresponsive one in its place.

 

FallingIcons 

70K

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Causes the Windows 95/98/NT desktop icons to fall down the screen, no matter how many times the victim tries to put them back in place.

 

Flip It 1.0 

114K

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Flip It is a fake Windows message that appears to have flipped upside-down. Clicking on the YES button will slowly make each piece of text rotate 180 degrees until you can read it again. Place this program on someone's desktop and wait for the loud "HUH?". You can play this trick over and over.

 

Floppy Madness v1.00 

150K

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Drive someone MAD with this random floppy drive cruncher.

 

Help Desk

137K

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"An application error has occurred. This is probably because you have been f@cking around with your system again. Have you been f@cking around with your machine?" Clicking no causes a "I'm a liar" button to pop up. Selecting either this option or "Yes" causes a window to pop up with one of those annoying Teletubbies and a silly message.

 

Intelligent Wordpad

6K

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"This is an Intelligent Wordpad. It interprets your keystrokes and displays the correct interpretations of what you want to type." Typing anything and the words change to spell "I am an idiot."

 

Message Manager 

152K

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Infest your victim's computer with phony pop-up message dialogs! You can specify the text to be displayed, the image, the buttons, and when to display the message. Very clever.

 

Muizenval 

599K

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Shoot the screen crossing mouse with a plunger... then suffer the consequences.

 

Open/Close CD 

114K

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This joke application will just open the CD drive, puzzling most users. Great joke to change a shortcut to a commonly used application or add it to the Startup Menu.

 

Password Prank 1.0 

111K

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Displays a fake, but very realistic, password box to the user. No matter what key the user presses, it starts typing in its own password. Once the password is entered an error message is displayed to the user telling them their password is not long enough.

 

Pirated Software v1.00 

116K

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Starts by displaying a standard welcome screen with text added to make the installation appear illegal. The next screen displays a bogus software license agreement. The final screen summarizes the installation or setup of this program. If the user chooses to finish the installation, a message displays telling them the authorities were notified.

 

Print Me v1.00 

190K

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A bogus print dialog prank program that emulates the functionality of the Windows print dialog and pretends to send bogus files to the printer.

 

Program/WAV Launcher v1.05 

164K

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Launches a specified program every X minutes.

 

Random Burper v1.0 

166K

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A hidden software program that will play gross burp sounds randomly every minute until closed. There are many different burp sounds to choose from... listen long enough and you might even hear a small fart. Also has an added feature of turning the internal Windows volume to maximum just before burping, then restoring it back to the original settings.

 

Rotate 1.0 

103K

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Rotate is a desktop manipulator that will randomly flip the desktop into all sorts of weird positions. It can flip it over, reverse it or flip and reverse it. For an added benefit we change the users cursor to a "?" to aid in the confusion.Each time you run Rotate it is different, so keep playing.

 

RudeCDTray 

54K

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Causes the CD-ROM drive to open up and give you a rasberry.

 

Screen Screw v1.00 

107K

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When you launch Screen Screw it will appear as though your screen has some type of problem painting its colors. The entire screen will have an odd color tint that keeps changing to different colors.

 

Sh*t Talker 1.2 

587K

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Sh*t-talker is a program that lets you hold a conversation over the phone with someone by making your computer talk for you. Pick from 21 wacky voices (with customizable pitch, rate, contour, gender and quality) and dozens of canned lines.

 

Shutdown 

113K

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This program can be setup to shutdown, logoff, turn off or restart a users machine.

 

Slippery Mouse

5k

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Lubes your desktop so your pointer slides across it when moved with the mouse. The faster you move it the further it slides. Carefully move it to its icon in the task bar, then click and slide up to the "KILL ME!!!" button to disable it.

 

SneakyIcons 

53K

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Causes the Windows 95/NT4.0 desktop icons to move a pixel at a time at random intervals.

 

Snoring Mouse 

512K

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Imagine someone's suprise when their mouse starts snoring when not being used. If you'd like to make a bit more difficult to escape the wrath of this prank, check out Mean Snoring Mouse (512K - Download).

 

Swapper 

10K

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A real nasty one that randomly swaps the left and right mouse buttons.

 

The Finger

142K

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The Finger will have you laughing for hours! Launch The Finger on an unsuspecting user and watch their reaction when the cursor changes to the middle finger and then back to normal again. By default The Finger will switch the cursor to a finger every 5 seconds, but you can configure how often the cursor will change. Closing this program is now easier then ever, just move the mouse cursor to the top-left corner of the screen and it will close.

 

Time Traveler v1.00 

107K

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Time Traveler is a devious little prank that changes the Windows system clock to a random time. To make matters worse, Time Traveler runs invisible in the background performing this task every 30 seconds.

 

WinError 1.0

28K

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A program that simulates Windows 95 error messages, from the Blue Screen of death to customizable fake virus messages.